Text to Bob K: OONCE OONCE OONCE OONCE the party Jeep is here for you
Text to Bob K: OONCE OONCE OONCE OONCE the party Jeep is here...
I’m bored. ASK ME QUESTIONS http://sultmhoor.tumblr.com/ask
I’m bored. ASK ME QUESTIONS
what's the weirdest thing you've seen on the internet?
I’m … not even sure how to answer that question! I’ve … seen things … you people wouldn’t believe … fountains of glass-filled anal blood off the shoulder of Orion … tentacle rapes glittering in the dark … All these things … lost like geocities sites on the internets … time to lulz
*dove flaps away into a giant goatse anus with teeth which chomps and nom nom noms it*
Do you have any celebrity crushes? How many singlets you currently own?
Tyler Labine (which sucks because every single recent tv show he’s done other than Reaper has been total garbage), Kevin James (unnnf!), James Corden <3 <3 <3 <3, Adam Bartley (look him up… siggghhhhh), Mary McConnell (she’s kinda milfy) and Katee Sackhoff (c’mon… Starbuck!)
Also I have six singlets right now. Two blue, one green, one red, one purple, one white
Where do you get your singlets? I'd like to get one. They are so sexy. It would be great for bike riding? Do you get them online?
I’ve gotten them from various places: http://www.eastbay.com , http://www.cliffkeen.com, and http://www.suplay.com. I like them for riding because my butt is wide so regular shorts roll down as I ride… I’d rather not have to worry about my ass hanging out ;)
budacub: Mitt don’t do clit actual lol
Bike ride time!

Bike ride time!
Post ride cooldown

Post ride cooldown
TMI TUES
Ensemble

Ensemble
Burned a prodigious amount of brainpower today. Can has sexy...

Burned a prodigious amount of brainpower today. Can has sexy time nao?
thou ought ask thy question
diagnonsense: can’t stop fscking laughing at this
LIKE THE SANDS THROUGH THE HOURGLASS, THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR...

LIKE THE SANDS THROUGH THE HOURGLASS, THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR COULIERS
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Pancake day!

Pancake day!
Continuing the tradition of Strip Magic Saturday started at...

Continuing the tradition of Strip Magic Saturday started at Gencon…
“I tap the spell of Infinite Unresistable Pantsing! Take ‘em off, boyo…”
budacub: NEIGHHHHH!!! dyiiiing
End of today’s ride

End of today’s ride
Gratuitous ball shot: underarmour catalyst shirt, adidas...

Gratuitous ball shot: underarmour catalyst shirt, adidas wrestling singlet, underarmour pocket jock, Trek MountainTrack 850